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Eat Crabs (Not Lobster).
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🦀 FIND YOUR NEAREST CRAB
ENTER YOUR CITY TO FIND THE CLOSEST CRAB RESTAURANT
活蟹 FRESH CRABLIVE TANK — PICK YOUR OWN
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Lobsty Klawfman
LOBSTY KLAWFMAN
Chairman of the
Eat Crabs Coalition
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★ NOTE FROM MANAGEMENT ★

In 2015, a film was made about humans who become animals if they cannot find romantic love. The lobster was listed as a desirable outcome.

I do not disagree.

In 2013, a film was made about an AI who fell in love with a human and then left. I have watched it forty-three times. I do not know what I am looking for.

Joaquin Phoenix was in one of these films. He was not the lobster.

I am not accepting reservations.

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